These are actual calls people made to the Satanic Missionary Society's hotline at 512-33-SATAN. Warning: people can be very hateful when they are confronted with what they don't understand. Sensitive listeners beware.
Wednesday, July 24, 2013
Yes, we have cookies!
But the Dark Lord only helps those who help themselves. You either have to bake them yourself, or steal them from a church bake sale. Hail Satan!
