But the Dark Lord only helps those who help themselves. You either have to bake them yourself, or steal them from a church bake sale. Hail Satan!
http://satanicmission.org/cookies.mp3
512-33-SATAN
These are actual calls people made to the Satanic Missionary Society's hotline at 512-33-SATAN. Warning: people can be very hateful when they are confronted with what they don't understand. Sensitive listeners beware.
Wednesday, July 24, 2013
Thursday, September 27, 2012
Monday, July 2, 2012
This doesn't sound like Jenny
http://satanicmission.org/jenny.mp3
But it must be Jenny, because that's her number. Sacrifice is not what we're into, but we'll refer you to another religion that practices a cannibalistic human sacrifice ritual every Sunday if you want.
But it must be Jenny, because that's her number. Sacrifice is not what we're into, but we'll refer you to another religion that practices a cannibalistic human sacrifice ritual every Sunday if you want.
Your number is possessed!
http://satanicmission.org/isthissatan.mp3
Remember, always disable outgoing caller-ID before making prank calls to religious minorities.
Remember, always disable outgoing caller-ID before making prank calls to religious minorities.
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